Facebook, Pocket,
Instagram,
Connect with me
I won’t spam.
Twitter, Tumblr,
Pinterest,
Follow them all
But like me best.
Path, Google,
Or Yahoo,
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I really get you.
Dig, Reddit,
And WordPress,
Read about how
My life’s a mess.
LinkedIn, Blogspot,
StumbleUpon,
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Before I’m gone.
Pay attention,
Can’t you see?
I AM someone.
Now connect with me!