“You’re so beautiful that
You made me forget my pickup line.”
Is that all you’ve got?
Thanks but I decline.
“I’m not staring at your boobs.
I’m staring at your heart.”
I hate to tell you this
But that’s not an ideal start.
“Damn girl, you have more
Curves than a race track.”
Oh please, can I get the past
Few seconds of my life back?
“Do you have a map?
I am lost in your eyes.”
Have a seat but I won’t fall
For that clever guise.
“If beauty were time,
You would be eternity.”
And finally he spoke
The line that got him me.
Carrie Mayhem 
That is a good looking couple! And that guy really knows how to use his words. 😉
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Yeah, we clean up alright. You better know how to use your words. I tend to be a bit discerning. 😉
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What a cute poem but after the first few attempts he would’ve been out my door, lol.
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Sometimes they can literally be that aggressive, especially in bars… even if I’m sitting next to my husband. Very flattering, yes, but sometimes it’s like “C’mon, get the hint!” 😉
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I remember those days lol!
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Yeah, I’m not sure why I replied in present tense. I can’t say this is really ever a problem for me anymore. 😉
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Oh lol…thanks for clearing that up 😛
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Appreciated, as always! Hope you are well! xoxo
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Enjoyed the poem and that is one of my favorite pics I have snapped.I can see Brian using that last pick up line but not the ones before it.
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Thanks Craig! This is one of my all time favorite photos of Brian and me. You’re right, Brian was much smoother with his pickup lines than the guy in the poem. 😉
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do women use pick-up lines too? wondering…
that said, wouldn’t you be more generous to a lame line coming from a gorgeous guy than the same coming from an average joe?
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I’ve seen some pretty relentless female pick up artists, watch the ones sitting at the bar where there is an attractive bartender. 😉 Cheesy pickup lines irk me, even a good looking guy can ruin a meeting by using one. We women spend hours getting ready to go out. It’s not so much to ask that the guys spend a few minutes stringing together some respectable words to tell us we look nice.
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